Brocathalon

Mascot Chomps barks motivation as you hit Browns training camp blocking sleds.

The Penguins' Iceburgh gives an assist on the obstacle course. (No skates required.)

No ice? That's almost as bad as the Browns offense since 1999. Almost.

Bro, you can do this: Buffalo Wild Wings protein helps power you through.

Yep, wings here too. But Eat'n Park delivers Smiley Cookies for dessert.

Those iced grins are a Pittsburgh icon, but we'd be happier with a beer chaser.

Enjoy the gift of laziness at A Christmas Story House by trimming 1K off the race.

Diehl Automotive offers its best deal — a shortcut that saves you a kilometer.

So we can either hang out at Ralphie's house or with car salesmen?