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We Got Next: Wild Pair
With the help of in-arena hype man Ahmaad Crump, we attempt to settle the score between the two Cavs mascots.
by Barry Goodrich | Oct. 20, 2015 | 4:00 AM
| moondog | sir cc | ahmaad's advantage | |
| "I usually get my nails clipped or check out the action at the dog park." | PREGAME RITUAL | "I steam my cape and make sure my sweet wine hat is clean and looking sharp." | "Moondog puts himself in a position where the ladies can take pictures and kiss him." |
| "Mostly cardio to get myself ready for the long haul of the season. I watch a lot of videotapes too, some even of basketball." | PREP FOR THE SEASON | "Lots of time at the gym working on my craft: posing for pictures, finding ways to make people laugh and rolling thousands of T-shirts." | "CC used to wear a coat over his cape, but now it's just the cape. He likes to show off his guns." |
| "The pooper scooper slow clap. Nothing says, 'Let's get up and get behind the good guys' like a multipurpose scooper at center court." | GO-TO HYPE MOVE | "Sprinting around the court in the fourth quarter with my 'sCCream' banner. It makes the fans at The Q go crazy." | Moondog. "That pooper scooper move definitely works. It always gets everybody going." |
| "I enjoy the intimate prom pose or making the manly men strike an old-school sorority girl pose." | GO-TO FAN PHOTO MOVE | "I like to show off my muscles, so getting the fans to bust a flex with me." | "Moondog has the funniest moves I have seen in the league." |
| "When in doubt, push send — and try to keep the apology tweet to 140 characters or less." | TWITTER PHILOSOPHY | "In the words of Jalen Rose and David Jacoby, 'Don't get fired.' " | Draw. "They're both very clever when it comes to social media." |
| "I am unfamiliar with this situation. The trained professionals that work as our league officials are the best and brightest in all of sports. I don't know what I would do — probably something sarcastic." | REACTION TO A BAD CALL BY AN OFFICIAL | "Uhh, no comment." | "Moondog is right. You've got to get the refs on our side." |
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