Close Quarters Pub
Der Braumeister
There’s Weihenstephan Hefeweizen and Cologne’s Reisdorf Kölsch on its 11 taps, a 130-bottle list and a knowledgeable German-American staff. We dare you not to order sausages and cheese with your beer. Order: Baltika draft. 13046 Lorain Ave., Cleveland, (216) 671-6220
Greenville Inn
Grovewood Tavern & Wine Bar
This dusty sailor’s haunt, established in 1895 on the west bank of the Cuyahoga River, is a classic dive where featured beers Bigfoot, Loose Cannon and Arrogant Bastard aptly describe the clientele. Mingle with merchant sailors and Abercrombie & Fitch types while choosing among 160 beers from ports around the world. Order: Anchor Steam. 1219 Main Ave., Cleveland, (216) 241-3232
Hotz Café
Everyone here — hipsters, steelworkers and longtime Tremont residents — seems to know one another. Say hello to the family that has owned the place since 1919. Stick around long enough, and they’ll know you, too. Order: Miller High Life. 2529 W. 10th St., Cleveland, (216) 771-7004, hotzcafe.com
Lagerheads Smokehouse
Great beer goes well with great barbecue — duh! — and you can find both at this comfortable roadhouse, where mounted boar’s heads and a portrait of Clint Eastwood watch over the cornhole-playing masses. More than 70 beers complement the hickory-smoked ribs, pulled pork and wings. Order: Budweiser. 2832 Abbeyville Road, Medina, (330) 725-1947, lagerheads.us
From across the bar, two groups of friends recognize each other. That spurs a third group to realize they’re among friends at this cosmopolitan yet casual jazz club where everyone at the bar has a bottle and a shot in front of them. Order: Heineken. 1417 E. 21st St., Cleveland, (216) 771-4760
McNulty’s Bier Markt
If only every beer joint valued presentation, pale lagers and lambics as much as McNulty’s. A rotating list high on hops features 99 Belgian brews and many craft-styles. Order: Lindemans Kriek. 1948 W. 25th St., Cleveland, (216) 344-9944, bier-markt.com
Melt Bar & Grilled
A tall glass of great beer with bread and cheese completes the comfort food trifecta. One of Melt’s 20 beers on tap will match your sandwich, or choose from 130 in the bottle. Order: Abita Purple Haze. 14718 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, (216) 226-3699, meltbarandgrilled.com
Nemeth’s Lounge
It’s hard not to fit in here, among suits and ratty T-shirts; $6.50 Oaked Arrogant Bastard Ale and $2 Blatz; Hank Williams and the Black Keys on the jukebox; walls adorned with a Bettie Page pinup, skateboards and pithy pins (“It’s hard to be humble when you’re from Painesville”). Order: Carling Black Label in a can. 40 N. State St., Painesville, (440) 352-1429, nemethslounge.tripod.com
Parnell’s Pub
There’s no shortage of Irish favorites at Parnell’s Pub: Guinness, Harp, Strongbow. A classic pub with a wood interior, the petite Parnell’s feels no need to prove its Emerald Isle heritage with cheap gimmicks. Order: Smithwick’s. 2167 Lee Road, Cleveland Heights, (216) 321-3469
The Pub Rocky River
If any Stateside pub inspires you to toast the Queen, it’s The Pub Rocky River, where the décor isn’t the only import. The Pub was the first U.S. bar to carry Belhaven Scottish Ale — the proprietors traveled to Scotland to petition the brewer to export it. Order: Fuller’s London Pride. 19304 Detroit Road, Rocky River, (440) 356-6933, tavernrestaurantgroup.com
Stevenson’s Bar & Grille
The place is a shack. A popcorn sign from Euclid Beach hangs over the door. Stickers from a dozen unions are slapped on the grill’s hood. Stevenson’s is anti-frills. But the juicy burgers are only $3.25 and the beer selection will please the brew-snob as well as the workingman. Order: Thirsty Dog Twisted Kilt Scottish Ale on draft. 23749 Lake Shore Blvd., Euclid, (216) 731-7671
Water Street Tavern
This hole-in-the-wall has an amazing jukebox, three full bars, 14 taps, a rooftop patio, a basement for busy nights and a Cheers-style wooden Indian statue. The bartenders are gorgeous. Even if you’re far past college, you feel like part of the crowd. Order: Miller Lite. 132 S. Water St., Kent, (330) 677-0700, waterstreettavern.com